Friday, August 10, 2007

Biased Dining Reviews - Season 1, Number 3:

[Once again we're back, this time looking at the local pizza stylings of Roman Candle. -- Ed.]

Paltry Puissance: It was -- hands down -- the best meal I've ever eaten.

(A roman candle and Bic brand lighter enter stage right.)

Paltry Puissance: Hey guys... whatcha doing?

Roman Candle: Never you mind, just finish you review.

Paltry Puissance: Well, actually I think we're pretty much done here and... hey, wait, where are you...

(Bic Lighter lights itself.)

Paltry Puissance: No, you can't go there! Get away from me! Ahhhhh!!!

[And that concludes this week's Biased Dining Review. Tune in next time for more... hey, wait, what are you guys doing in here? Get out. I mean it... wait, no, not my as-AHHHHHHH!! -- Ed.]

Thursday, August 09, 2007

If you miss the whimsy of "Calvin and Hobbes", you might enjoy Minus.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Reason #99 For Regretting the Workplace "No Photo" Policy:

Crudely drawn yet well endowed dinosaurs in the men's room questioning a coworkers sexuality? Check.